"unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)" (unclevanos)
09/30/2016 at 14:01 • Filed to: Rants
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"unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)" (unclevanos)
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Not only did you cut me off in a merge and go around me only to get stuck behind a garbage truck but you had the stones to brake check me at 40 mph in the rain. I hope to a higher authority you get a few brain cells donated to since you lack the ability to reason you dense jackass.
jimz
> unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)
09/30/2016 at 14:07 |
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Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
> unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)
09/30/2016 at 14:09 |
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TheHondaBro
> unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)
09/30/2016 at 14:17 |
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I’d come up with a Donald Trump monolouge for this, but I’m afraid I don’t have the stamina.
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unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)
> TheHondaBro
09/30/2016 at 14:25 |
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Today’s continuation of the Donald Trump parody series is sponsored by Aperson’s Rust Removal in a Can guaranteed to eat rust and clean sheet metal.
This yellow jeep a real loser that lacks the STAMINAH with the 2.5 joke 4 didnt let my yuge biegebox go fast since america doesn’t do that anymore only the Chinese in CHYNA do that. So I cut him off in a merge and go infront of him to make america great again folks. I showed how crooked for Hillary he is by brake checking his loser jeep. Real lighweight jeep by the way. I have the best brake checking plan ask my people in Ohio and Forbes magazine. He doesn’t even have 4 doors. Sad!
Takuro Spirit
> unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)
09/30/2016 at 14:32 |
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“Oh, its raining, and I need to cross a 45mph highway with no headlights on? I think I’ll just wait until the direction I need to go is clear.... then wait an additional 30 seconds.... then go as this silver Mazda3 is approaching with his headlights on and... why is he flashing his high beams and honking his horn at me??”
Acura driver’s thoughts this morning, I’m sure of it.
DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time
> Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
09/30/2016 at 15:04 |
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RX drivers are the dumbest. The other day I was slowing down as the flat bed in front of me was turning into a driveway. The RX behind me didn’t brake in time and swerved into the other lane cutting someone off. He stayed in the left lane and afterwards I was able to pass him accelerating normally and going the speed limit.
Like WTF, are you in a hurry or not? asshole.
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Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
> DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time
09/30/2016 at 15:11 |
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Yeah I had one pull out infront of me on a 55 mph road, about 50 yards ahead of me then proceed to slowly accelerate up to maybe 35 before slowing down to 15 around a 30 mph corner. I could have fucking killed that guy.